Here it is….the movie poster for the second installment of “Sex and the City.” Insert appropriate level of adult squeezing.

The first official poster shows Carrie strutting in a white matte jersey dress and makes me scratch my head as to where the edgy and fashion forward look is. Perhaps it was airbrushed out by over eager photoshoppers.

The film is due out in May 2010 and most of the plot has already leaked to the net. SPOILER ALERT!

*Carrie and Big are said to fall into financial woes after Big makes a bad deal.
*Samantha is taking hormones and the rumored reason is for making babies. Also a scene in which she wears a bright white wedding dress was also shot and photos of her in the gown hit the net.
*Smith is said to make a return…at least by phone. A script leak states described a scene in which Samantha calls him.
*Charlotte and Harry going through some marital troubles as Charlotte thinks he is having an affair. It turns out that he is planning a surprise party instead.

Lets hope these are all complete crap. Except for the Big financial slip. I’d love to see Carrie at Wal-Mart trying on Crocs. I sincerely hope the Charlotte and Harry plotline is just a rumor as I am pretty sure every sitcom and Lifetime movie has done that angle.

What Others Said:

Dlisted- “This is obviously supposed to be Sarah Jessica Parker, but the Photoshop wizards got a little “carried away” and turned her into some kind of pre-op zombie Matthew McConaughey who is a proud graduate of Kanye West’s School of Ridiculous Eyewear.”

Amy Grindhouse - “This poster looks like it doesn’t actually even star Parker, but a CGI version of her created to be less horsey and more shiny.”

[Movie Fone]