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Robot Katie Wants A Tom Cruise Tat

Robot Scientolo-wife Katie Holmes wants to get a tattoo of her husband’s name on her. He’s gotta get her inked with a GPS serial number, so he can zero in on where she is at all times.

Robot Katie Wants A Tom Cruise Tat

Katie wants to prove her love to Tom and thinks that getting herself branded with his name will show him just how much she loves him. When you care enough to send the very best, send your wife to a tattoo parlor to get your name inked on her butt.

Reportedly, he’s against the idea. A snitch said, “He’s desperately trying to talk her out of getting the tattoo.”

She came up with the idea, and you see, that’s what robots do after they’ve been conditioned for so long. She starts operating without batteries or instruction. She wanted to copy Victoria Beckham’s tattoo idea and get something to mark her three years of operation being married.

source: Katie Holmes’ Tom Tattoo – [female first]

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All Women Stalker | December 29th, 2009

She should know that getting someone’s name inked is the worst thing to do! It’s not going to prove anything. Except maybe that you’re not all right in the head.

A.M. | December 29th, 2009

Wouldn’t it be more appropriate for her to get an implant of alien antennae?

Allie | December 29th, 2009

@ A.M. – LOL!

linda | December 30th, 2009

Well, one good thing, it would be a very small tattoo.

joanie | January 3rd, 2010

LOLOLOL that’s hysterical

Sharon | January 3rd, 2010

I think this is made up. Katie Holmes does not strike me as someone who would get a tattoo. Think up some other crap.

M.A. | January 3rd, 2010

Of course he doesn’t want her to get one…They only have maybe 7 years left (or less) in their relationship before he jumps off a couch for someone else…He just doesn’t seem like the “permanent” kind of guy.

Elizabeth | January 3rd, 2010

Why do you hate people who are successful? Get a life and leave them alone. They are a family! Get a life!!!!

KatieJ | January 3rd, 2010

Nothing they do surprises me and nothing they do interests me. Tom and Katie, go do something grownup and important for a change. How about being a real parent to that child of yours and get the little girl out of HIGH HEELS!

Wendell | January 3rd, 2010

Why don’t we ignore the thespian hedonists and make celebrities out of those who really do something to improve the world? Why not focus on the missionaries ministering to the suffering of others? Why not celebrate those raising functional kids? We subsidize these people, then mock them for becoming the products of our over praising? We are reaping the fruits of loving the wrong things.

anonymous | January 3rd, 2010

I know everyone wants to believe that Katie is a robot and under Toms control, but as someone who knows people who are close to her I can say it is not true. They are a real couple and have real feelings for each other. Why do people believe this trash?

pema | January 3rd, 2010

if a woman needs to tatoo herself in order to show her hubby she loves him,. its 1 step away from divorce.

Lisa | January 3rd, 2010

What KIND of people get tattoos?

Allie | January 3rd, 2010

@ Lisa – some of us are really cool people, like myself =)

Choyce2020 | January 3rd, 2010

To comment #11.–Perhaps the reason that many people believe TC & Katie’s relationship is a sham is b/c of the alleged gay (not that there’s anything wrong with being gay unless you are & constantly deny it) rumors that have followed him around for the past 20 yrs. Allegedly he & his Church are using Katie by paying her to be his “beard” so he can continue to have his movie career & in turn “donate” $$$ to the Church of Scientology.

demi | January 11th, 2010

I have my husbands name inked on my wrist and we’ve been together for 7 years. Just leave the two alone =\