Robert Pattinson Goes Crazy Over Swine Flu Scare
Robert Pattinson was minding his own business, walking down the street, when a fan hopped out of her car and planted a smooch on him. The kiss wasn’t the problem, though.
Apparently this crazed fan had just gotten over a case of the swine flu. She told him, “My mom wouldn’t pull the car over to let me out because I’m just getting over the swine flu…So I jumped out at the red light just to see you.”
Rob shoved her off of him and yelled, “You have the SWINE FLU?! What the hell are doing kissing anyone?” Afterward, he quickly made his way to the local drugstore to purchase some Listerine to fend off the piggy cooties.
Rob fumed at his bodyguards, “You guys have got to keep these crazies away from me!”
Fans, please don’t taint the Sparkly One.
source: Rob Pattinson goes crazy at kissing fan with swine flu – [news.au]
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i feel bad 4 him…..that little girl should get arrested…its like giving some 1 aids b/c u can…smh i hope that he is ok
Rob is so right, his body guards do need to do a better job of keeping something like this from ever happening again. This girl kissed him with her pig cooties and all but, what if she had been some sicko and had a knife or something! It’s no laughing matter and that girl should have her head examined for not even having considered the consequences of her actions. I can’t even begin to imagine the what was going through Robs mind. Very disturbing to say the least.
Ummm…aren’t you aware of the fact that this story is TOTALY FALSE…it never happened…and it was comfirmed by Rob’s people, that it NEVER happened. This story first started circulating on Monday…we’ve all been laughing at it since.
ONE OF THE COMMENTS SAID IT WAS FAKE EVEN HIS PARENTS SAID. TO BELIEVE THAT WHERE DID U HEAR OF THIS??
The dude clearly needs a better security team. It could’ve been something much worse than the swine flu. Not that the swine flu is a good thing…
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plase………….
Well at least he and his character would have something in common. He may (or maynot) have/had the swine flu (and he may/could have died from it)while his Twilight character was dying from the spanish flu outbreak so “Dr. Cullens” did the honorable favor and spared him in a sort of after life.
Ooookay. This is just hilarious! Real or not, its a good Pattinson story. Teehee.
-Denise
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Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that sucks
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