Here we go again on the Tilt-O-Whirl of Love. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have split (as of this moment). It appears that People magazine wasn’t a big liar, liar crotch on fire. Their initial report that Jake and Reese broke up is said to be true.

Personally, I am starting to not care. Jake and his lovely lady humps are beginning to bore me. Regardless, E! is yodeling from mount gossip that they are indeed dunzo.

“They needed time to figure it out and they were on different coasts,” a source says. “When they were finally together, they talked it out and decided they’re not going to be together anymore.”

One source insists it’s completely amicable. “There are no other people involved,” the source said. “The relationship just ended. It just fizzled. But they also wanted to be careful and private about it because of Reese’s kids.”

Basically, Jake wanted to be a spring bride and Reese wasn’t having it thanks to the monster truck known as Ryan Phillippe breaking her tender little heart. So he packed up his crepe pans, glue gun and Bowdabra, tossed his hair and strutted out of Witherspoon’s life.

[PopEater]