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Dear India, Please Keep Lindsay Lohan…Kthnxbye

12/13/2009 by

Dear India,

Lindsay Lohan is on a mission to save 40+ children or so in a day’s time. She has chosen your country as the face of her good deeds (ie: to look good for the media). She thinks she’s doing a great job over there, saving your women and children from human trafficking, by showing up for a weekend of photo opportunities and Twitter messages.

Dear India, Please Keep Lindsay Lohan...Kthnxbye

Please, India, keep Lindsay. Her “work” is done here. She’s already tainted the fashion industry with her heart-shaped pasties and the music industry here with her “music”. We’ve seen her crotch, her boobs, and just about every facet of her personal life.

This is her latest attempt at grabbing some dignity for herself. Please help her in realizing her vision by keeping her in the country indefinitely.

Sincerely,

The Allie Is Wired Writer

PS. She hates us:

Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time…. hope everyone can see that

source: What has India done to deserve Lindsay Lohan? – [guardian]

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All Women Stalker | December 13th, 2009

Hilarious! But seriously, doesn’t she know that going to help others will not change the fact that her insides are not that great? It’s going to take more than just that show of humanity to gain some dignity.

-Denise

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SJose | December 13th, 2009

Why you have som many cracks n craps in your country? R. Gere n BBC is in constant run to India, to showcase the world that India is having an Imminent HIV catastrophe, when his country and the likes of UK has far more HIV Prevalence rate than India has.Taking into belief of the stastical blunder of HIGHEST in the world, which would make sense only when Indian population of 1 billion plus is considered. Small populations with High Prevalance rate is far more dangerous, and they prefer to rape a developing country for their fame. Sit back and heal yourself first, before using others for your fame.

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