‘B.O.’ Perfume By Sarah Jessica Parker
Want to smell like body odor without having that nasty “haven’t showered in days” feeling? Sarah Jessica Parker has the answer for you!
Sarah has already came out with her signature fragrance Lovely, but wants to follow that up in 2010 with something not so lovely….a fragrance that stinks like B.O.!
She said, “I’m working on a new genderless fragrance that’s not out yet. I can’t even tell you what it’s called. It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like B.O. and I think it’s sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, ‘How do you get B.O. in a bottle and make an atomizer out of it?’ Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman.”
She should call it “Funk” by SJP. Strong enough for a man and a woman.
If she likes B.O. so much, maybe she should hook up with Robert Pattinson?
source: PARKER WORKING ON TOP SECRET B.O. FRAGRANCE – [contact music]
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I’ve always suspected she had a mental disorder..
Sorry my keyboard burped and sent the message before I qualified my statement. But.. she lives in New YORK and it always smells bad, you suspect there is a dead body somewhere, awful scent that lurks in the most surprising places of weath and luxury; clings to your clothing and skin
like a huge rotting landfill nearby or a pig farm? Or mysteriously maple syrup scent gets everyone in a frenzy when it unexpectedly fills the air with sweet fragrance, in the summer the stench factor is times one thousand so maybe she associates her molding-rot surroundings as a nice comfy smell.
[...] Would you wear B.O. perfume by SJP? [...]
Killershoes, that is one nice way to put it. Hehehe. But seriously, she’s gotta be kidding about the BO perfume. I can’t wait for people to try it out and give reviews of it. It’s going to be hilarious.
-Denise