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The Top Seven Worst Celebrity Parents
By Roberta | November 13, 2009
You may think you have it bad with your parents, but I don’t think it could get any worse than these seven.
Take note, these celeb parents are just downright awful and deserve to be gagged, forever. Note: This is a Gosselin free post.
1. Ryan O’Neal
Here’s a real winner. After being charged for meth and passing his habit onto his son Redmond, Ryan went as far as hitting on his own daughter, Tatum, at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral. Stay classy, Ryan.

2. Joe Jackson
Mostly known for beating the crap out of Michael Jackson when he was younger, Joe has become one of the worst fathers on the planet. It got so bad that when Michael wrote out his will, he left his father out of it. When Michael died, Joe did his press thing and then subsequently sued Michael’s estate for a monthly allowance.

3. The Culkins
Macaulay Culkin made an insane amount of money filming movie hits like “Home Alone”, but his funds were drained when his parents went to war with each other. He’d racked up a personal fortune between $17 and $50 million, but that diminished as his parents fought for control of it.

4. Joe Simpson
Ever thought your father would publicly comment on the size of your breasts to the media outlets? Meet Joe Simpson, he’s a classic case of dad gone creepy. He said, “Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” And we wonder why she turned out the way she did.

5. Jon Voight
Angelina Jolie distanced herself from Jon after he said in 2002 that she should work out her mental issues. She went on to say that families are earned and not born. Since, he has confirmed that there might be a happy ending in this one, with the two of them reconciling and keeping in touch.

6. John Phillips
Mackenzie Phillips really dropped the bomb on everyone when she claimed that she had an ongoing sexual relationship with her father. She said, “I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my father.” He was a sick, twisted, perverted man. Maybe her story will save others so they won’t have to experience the same things. It’s just gross, though. Any man that touches his kids like that should be castrated, no questions asked.

7. The Lohans
Well, this family is definitely not the poster family for any happy utopia between relatives. It was revealed, through the release of several taped conversations, that Lindsay is a cutter, her mother was worried about her health, and that she was dating Heath Ledger when he passed. Lindsay was also said to have witnessed her father slicing his own wrists with a knife at a young age, thus leading to her own cutting. What she needs is therapy, and maybe a stint in rehab wouldn’t hurt anything.

Honorable mention goes to Mitch Winehouse for pulling a Joe Simpson about Amy’s new boobs.
Who would you add to the list?
source: Top 7 Worst Celebrity Parents - [abc]
Topics: Angelina Jolie, Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson, Wired Gossip |
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November 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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November 14th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Courtney Love and Whitney & Bobby.
November 14th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
john lennon
November 14th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
he walked out of julians life and never looked back.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:59 am
I would definitely add the hogans.