Robert Pattinson was on Ellen DeGeneres’ show, and talked about how one fan gave him her baby. He joked that he kept the kid and even renamed him.

All throughout the video, he comes off as shy and introverted and the fans are just wildly screaming for him. He mentioned the incident involving the fan who stripped for him and how he felt terrible about it.

In the second video, he talked about wanting to buy a house and admitted to not knowing much about geography. He’s a hottie, so we’ll have to let that slide, right ladies?

In other RPattz news that’s not related to the “Twilight” mania, Rob’s next movie will be “Bel Ami” with co-star Uma Thurman. It’s been a while she’s had a good flick and she’ll be playing his love interest. Twi-moms are sure to love this one.

According to HitFix:

Based on the famous Guy de Maupassant short story, “Ami” follows young journalist George Duroy (Pattinson) who deviously jumped from the bed of one of Paris’ most influential women to another to make his way to the top. Thurman will play the wife of a friend of Duroy’s who assists him in is ascent and later becomes his wife.

She needs a good role like this and it will be interesting to see him do more than sparkle in the sun and fake kiss Bella…I’m not hating, but I watched “Twilight” and there was barely any romance there.

Twi-moms are going to be so jealous of Uma, though. It would seem that a woman like her would eat him alive. Good luck with that, Sparkleboy.

source: Uma Thurman shacks up with ‘Bel Ami’ – [thr]