Sad little Pamela Anderson opened her mouth and released more verbal incompetence onto the world. She is like the drunken cougar at a college party who is stumbling around in a tube top asking scared freshmen if they would like a peek-a-boob.

The former “Baywatch” star did an interview with a British talk show and made an ass out of herself. Topics included coke, booze and wrestling.

“Well I’ve tried it (cocaine) and I don’t like it. I’m completely hyper and it actually doesn’t work for me. I’ve dabbled in things. I haven’t had a drink in a month, I don’t drink. Champagne – sometimes I’ll drink it and I’ll get a little crazy, doing back flips and, you know, wrestling people on the floor. But I’m taking a break right now, my friend calls it ‘detox so you can retox’.”

Oh lawd. I can just picture Pammy smacking some waiter around trying to get him to “wrassle mama” while he tries to run away awkwardly.

[Starpulse]