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Michael Lohan Wants Jon Gosselin To Hook Up With Lindsay

Father of the Year candidate Michael Lohan really wants his daughter to play on the boys’ team. So much, that he’s trying to push ultimate douchehound Jon Gosselin to bang his daughter.

Michael Lohan Wants Jon Gosselin To Hook Up With Lindsay

Mike has made it no secret of his dislike for Samantha Ronson, in the past. Now, he wants Jon and Lindsay to hook up, in hopes of fixing her drug-fueled life.

Reportedly, Michael “tells Jon he can make the hookup happen, and that they will be the most famous couple in America.”

Which begs the question: When is Kate going to file for sole custody of those kids?

You know, this isn’t some alternate universe crap, Jon threw Hailey Glassman away like a used diaper. He’s a free agent now. This could happen….and then worlds would collide.

source: Michael Lohan Wants Lindsay and Jon Gosselin to Date – [limelife]

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cathy | November 2nd, 2009

jon for the love of all that go home to your babies and work out something kate please

Shirley fleetwood | November 3rd, 2009

Jon y r tired with the diapers and crying what do you think Kate is going through evev=n with a nanny she had to give bitrth to all those kids and stll do all the thing s you dont like to do why did youkeep making all those babies if you didntwant to help with the 4 kids ar tough much less 8 is devastating o anyone,,sjf

kate | November 3rd, 2009

Lindsey Lohan is a lesbian plain and simple so whats the deal with her hooking up with Jon Gosselin. she prefers women to men any day. As far as her being bi-sexual when have you seen her with any men lately. The only one ever was her girlfriend Samantha.