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Levi Johnston Busts Out His Hockey Stick for Playgirl

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We are going to see this grade C piece of Palin’s past in the buff come January. I know you are marking off each day on your calendar in hot anticipation of Levi Johnston’s nude rugged barley post pubescent body in Playgirl. To wet your appetite, Levi’s manager was squealing with glee about how awesome his client looks in the spread.

“The shoot was fantastic! We’re having a lot of fun with it,” Jones teases. “People are going to see more of Levi than they thought,” Jones tells Us. “There was a hockey stick involved.”

Disturbing mental images come up when I picture the use of a hockey stick and nudity. I will not be shelling out cash to see this guy naked, but I will totally look when they leak online. What’s more disturbing is how much “fun” Levi’s manager, oddly named Tank which makes me picture Will Ferrell as Frank the Tank, helping him in the sexy times spread.

“The fun’s not over, either: a second photo session takes place Friday. “Part two is going to be fantastic. That’s all I can say.”

Egads.

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Raymond | November 14th, 2009

I guess it’s nice to see men valued for their aesthetic value, too. Women have a right to see men, instead of other women all the time.