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Jon Gosselin Has A Sex Tape??!?
By Roberta | November 12, 2009
I am so grossed out just by typing that title that I don’t even know where to begin. Apparently someone thought that it wasn’t bad enough that she was actually sexing up Jon Gosselin, that they decided to commemorate the occasion with a video.
The source is also claiming that he’s seen Jon hoovering in the coke like he was a vacuum. This ought to play well for the court in his case against TLC. Kate’s going to get custody of those kids and deny them water and beat them with hairbrushes at her leisure.
These allegations come from Jon’s bodyguard, Thomas Meinelt, who has been subpoenaed to testify against him in the TLC case. He claims that he’s seen Jon snort cocaine on many occasions and that he’s seen the secret sex tape.
Why would you own up to that? If I saw the tape, I’d need eye bleach forever. No one needs to see this clown pulling off his douchetastic moves on some stripper.
Former nanny Stephanie Santoro said, “Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape!”
She added, “Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him. He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!”
Gross, gross, and even more gross.
source: JON GOSSELIN SEX TAPE & COKE SHOCKING NEW ALLEGATIONS - [national enquirer]
Topics: Celebrity Crime, Wired Gossip |
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November 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
[...] Oh god. Please don’t let there be a Jon Gosselin sex tape. [...]