Only four couples remain after last week’s ouster of Aaron Carter on “Dancing With The Stars“. Week nine is upon us and we’re almost to the finals!

Left dancing are Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough, Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel, Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson, and Mya and Dmitry Chaplin.

Round One:

Donny and Kym are up first, doing the Tango. They brought in Gilles Marini for some yumminess and his advice was to make everyone watching uncomfortable. They scored 21 after a lackluster performance.

Joanna and Derek are dancing the Viennese Waltz. Her dress is so pretty and they’re doing a really nice job on this dance. They’re probably not going anywhere just yet. They scored a to total of 27.

Kelly and Louis are next, dancing the Rhumba. Kelly looked like she was doing some sort of interpretive dance for a minute there…but she managed to make the audience elated. She scored a total of 24.

Mya and Dmitry are up next, doing their Waltz. They were very graceful and lovely. The judges agreed and gave them a total score of 28.

Round Two:

Donny and Kym are doing the Samba next, and they’re rolling older clips of him as a child. He was so cute. He really stepped it up a notch in this dance and I don’t think he’s down for the count just yet. The judges gave him a total score of 26.

Joanna and Derek are dancing the Cha Cha Cha next. She opted to do her solo first and it’s cute, but the transition to dancing with Derek was off. I’m not sure who’s picking out her outfits, but those pants suck. They scored a total of 27, which is fitting.

Kelly and Louis are dancing the Quickstep next and I’m really digging it. It could be the song they’re dancing in time to, which is “99 Red Balloons” by Nena. Not too bad, except maybe for the last move. The judges agreed that they killed it and gave them a total of 27.

Mya and Dmitry are dancing the Salsa next, and I think she’s got what it takes to make it through to the finals. She proved it with the Salsa, even Len said that he was amazed by her buttocks. All three judges agreed and gave them a score of 30!!

Next up for their knockout dance, are Donny and Kym doing the Jitterbug. I think this is Donny’s last stand and it’s a cute performance. They look like they’ve stolen rejected clothes from Aaron and Karina. They scored a total of 27.

Round Three:

Dancing the Salsa for their knockout dance are Joanna and Derek. They are doing sexytimes on the TV and killed it. It was hot and fast and I think Bruno needs to change his manties after that one. They scored a total of 27 and it’s getting to be a really close game.

Kelly and Louis are doing the Cha Cha Cha next to a skaraoke version of “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” and it was decent. Short and sweet and all of the judges ate it up. They scored a total of 27. Nice.

Mya and Dmitry are doing the Cha Cha Cha for their knockout dance, as well. They’re really bringing it tonight and I have to say that they’ve secured themselves a spot in the finals, for sure. And shirtless Dmitry! Yay for that. The judges liked their short number and gave them a total score of 29!

My prediction is that Donny bites the dust tomorrow night. Your thoughts?