It is WAY too early in the morning to be envisioning the Empress of Coke and Skeletor’s protégé making sexy times. Alas, here we are on a Monday morning recovering from a justified vodka-palooza filled weekend and Love has got herself some fresh blood.

Courtney Love sunk her raptor claws into DJ Qualls. Who? You say? Don’t worry, I had to Google the boy too. DJ is the manorexic from “Road Trip” and “The New Guy.”

She partied at 1Oak with her band-mates. As Nirvana tracks played on the sound system, Love started making out with Qualls in front of astonished onlookers. In true Courtney style, she then dragged Qualls — a close pal of “Twilight” actress Nikki Reed — off to Scores until the early hours of Thanksgiving morning.

A source said, “Courtney was partying at 1Oak with her band and Qualls, who was on the next table, introduced himself. They hit it off and ended up talking very closely and making out. She was all over him. Courtney then dragged him and her band to Scores.” A source at the famous jiggle joint said Courtney, Qualls and her bandmates stayed until closing, stumbling out at 4 a.m.

The sheer level of icky going on here just makes me want to bathe in Windex.

[NY Post]