Simon Cowell Finally Gets A Hug – Holy Moly

Mr. Big Goes To The Pumpkin Patch – Celebrity Smack

Chris Farley’s DirectTV Ad: Too Soon? – Pop Eater

Mia Michaels Does Not Have Cancer – City Rag

John Mayer Hookup Rumor #26432.9b – Celeb News Wire

Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed – Fatback Media

Miley Cyrus Looks Like A Street Walker – ICYDK

Beware Of Russell Brand’s Meggings – College Candy

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Got Matching Tats – Hollywire

Pamela Anderson Scares Off The Snow – The Superficial

Paris Hilton Gets Her Bling Back – Wonderwall

OMG, How Eighties: Barbie – OMG! Blog

Is Diddy Masturbating On A Balcony? – Drunken Stepfather

What Is Jamie Lee Curtis Supposed To Be? – Tabloid Prodigy

The Economy Is Taking Its Toll On 50 Cent – Celebslam

Shauna Sand Signed Off On Her Sex Tape – Gone Hollywood