Considering his relationship with Kristen Stewart, I’m sure Robert Pattinson is just playing coy! Sparklepants told The Sydney Morning Herald this week that he just can’t seem to get a date when he was asked how he remains grounded in the face of overwhelming fame.

“I just don’t take any of it seriously. It’s just a job and while it’s a job I love, girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can’t get a date,” he said.

Um, hello Rob? Give me just 5 minutes and I’ll have a whole composition notebook filled with girls’ names and phone numbers who would give up their first born for the chance to date you! Pattinson goes on to say that he’s not really sure what’s going on with all the female attention being pointed his way.

“To be honest, I still don’t really understand what’s going on,” he says. “Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it’s like that all the time now.”

Its so painfully obvious that Pattinson and Stewart are making sexy times every chance they get, so this ‘I cant get a date’ prattle is not a clever ruse when you have throngs of hoes waiting for you to appear like some sort of sex crazed ground hog.

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What Others Said:

Dlisted – “It’s obvious that RPattz is busting glitter bombs all over that Kristen Stewart girl, so this “Iz kant gitz a datez” wolfsh*t is just for show.

IDLYITW – “I’m sorry, but complaining that 400 chicks are waiting outside to blow you doesn’t make you sound like a sensitive, tortured soul.

[People]