Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself to write an open letter to Ali Lohan and the result is so tragic, it’s comical. Not only does her spellchecking abilities rival that of her mother, but she tore Ali a new one!
Frances Bean, not being one who is “entitled”, took the opportunity to lay it down for Ali and tell her to become famous for something besides Lindsay’s little sister.
My favorite parts, translated from the spawn of Courtney Love to English:
Frances: Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things.
English: You produce nothing, therefore deserve nothing.
Francis: You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed.
English: You’re taking up space of someone to be noticed who is actually talented.
Frances: You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea.
English: We’ll see your lady bits in “Star” magazine by the time you’re 21.
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After the jump for the entire work of art that is her open letter…and get your red pens out, because you’re going to need them!
source: Frances Bean’s Twerbose Page – [twerbose]
This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one.
Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse.
You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there.
Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling.
I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .
Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.
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Wow. Now I’m kinda mad at Kurt for not living long enough to make sure that his kid got properly educated.
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It’s just sooooo sad. But what chance did the poor girl really have with — whatever that thing is that plays the role of her “mother”.
Ali lohan is too young to be dressing the way she does, and clubbing with her mom and sister. She needs to go back to school and give up being famous. Altho francis has a crazy mom I admire francis for always remaining behind the scenes. She’s not an attention seeker. She doesn’t party all the time. She’s not doing drugs. She quietly lives her life. She has the occasional photo shoot…but she’s gorgeous unlike her mom. She deserves more in this world than to just be Kurt cobains daughter. And she’s proving that everyday.
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Frances was a bit harsh, but I do actually agree with her. Ali Lohan annoys me nearly as much as Lindsay does, and she should have to work her way to the top.