“Dancing With The Stars” is back tonight with dancers doing the Charleston, the Two-Step, the Bolero, and the Lambada.

Debi Mazar and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were voted off of the show, while Tom DeLay couldn’t cope with the hardship on his feet.

Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya are up first with their version of the country Two-Step. Anna really carried the performance, but it was hard to watch, due to the fact that I am no fan of country music. The judges seemed to think it was alright, giving them a total score of 17.

Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas are up next, dancing the Charleston. What is Mark wearing on his face? Oh my God, wasn’t that the cutest dance ever?!?!! Wow, I am amazed! The judges ate it up, gave them a total score of 28. I am truly impressed! That was fun to watch! Good for them!

Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo are up next dancing the Bolero. They just took the Bolero and sexified it up beyond what it was supposed to be. The judges gave them a total score of 24. Not too shabby.

Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are taking the stage next, doing the Lambada. Aaron and Michael Irvin had a gay moment (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and it seemed like they were really awkwardly close. These two are dancing and I’m not feeling the chemistry at all! They were completely disconnected from each other. Total score, 18, and Aaron looks like he’s choking back some tears.

Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer are up next, dancing the Two-Step. Again, not a fan of country music here, but this isn’t as painful to watch as what Aaron Carter pulled out of his butt. They scored a total of 22, which was an improvement over last week.

Kelly Osbourne and a makeup wearing Louis Van Amstel are up next, doing the second Charleston of the show. The judges thought it was good, but I’m not feeling the performance. Sharon and Luke seem proud and the judges awarded them a total of 23 points.

Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough are up next, doing the Lambada. Derek took his shirt off before the dance started, which seemed like cheating. These two have chemistry, though, and pulled it off. They scored a total of 26, and well-deserved.

Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson are dancing the Charleston next and it looks like Donny is suffering from the terrible two’s. They did a really cute job with this dance, you can tell it was a total performance piece. The judges agreed, giving them a total of 24.

Dancing the Bolero up next are Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. Carrie Ann said that there wasn’t enough dancing. Len seemed to have liked the dance, which he called the hardest for Michael to date. Bruno wasn’t as gracious and the judges gave them a total score of 16. Michael is probably going to be going home tomorrow night…just a guess.

Louie Vito and Chelsie Hightower are dancing the Two-Step next. They enlisted the help of season eight semi-finalist, Ty Murray. Louie’s dancing is a bit slow, and this is just his type of thing. He’s not moving like he’s into the dance at all. It’s like he took two Xanax’s before performing. It was painful to watch. The judges gave them a score of 16, which ties them with Michael and Anna.

Mya and Dmitry Chaplin are doing the Lambada next and if the previous weeks have been any clue, it’s going to be hot! Mya and Dmitry have the ultimate chemistry and are the best pairing of the season. Bruno went nuts and Len was a jerk…he expected more? What is wrong with that man? That dance was pure sex on a stick. The judges gave them a total score of 28!