It’s “Dancing With The Stars” time again tonight! Len said he wanted to see Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson do the Argentine Tango again, so Donny is on the stage, looking as dapper as ever. He cleans up nicely.

Kelly Osbourne suffered a sprain and a contusion on her foot and will dance again next week, if she’s among the surviving celebrities.

Norah Jones performed a new song, and it was slow and sultry, just as we expected. Lovely.

Last night’s top three scorers, Mark and Lacey, Donny and Kym, and Mya and Dmitry are of course, all safe. Like there was any question, right?

It was just announced that Joanna and Derek are in jeopardy, while Kelly and Louis are safe. Aaron and Karina are also in jeopardy. Don’t make Aaron cry…he’s a big whiny baby, it always looks like he’s choking back tears. Michael and Anna are safe, again! Natalie and Alec are in jeopardy…but I don’t think they’re not going anywhere.

Louie and Chelsie are safe, while Melissa and Mark are in jeopardy. Melissa and Mark are safe and aren’t going anywhere, along with Joanna and Derek. So it comes down to Natalie and Aaron, in the bottom two.

The professionals did a really nice tribute to Michael Jackson. They danced to “PYT (Pretty Young Thing)”, “Thriller”, and “Man In The Mirror”. RIP Michael…a fine tribute indeed.

And……(drum roll)……..Natalie and Alec are leaving! Bummer. This show now officially sucks. They’ve effectively removed most of the hot guys from the show. Sucktastic. At least they brought back Maks for a moment, but the world of television is now sadder without hotpants dancer Alec Mazo.

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