You’re a virgin who can’t drive. This is how I will always remember Brittany Murphy.

It seems her portrayal as a spoiled ditz wasn’t too far off. Murphy’s neighbors called the cops last night complaining that their famous neighbor was going ham sandwich crazy on her balcony and screaming about gunfire.

“Cops received a frantic 911 call around 2:30 this morning from neighbors complaining about a screaming Brittany Murphy, who was wailing about shots fired outside her Hollywood pad.”

The police arrived to a wailing and crying Brittany cowering on her balcony. Her neighbors didn’t hear the alleged gunshots and they found nothing to support her claims.

“No weapon, bullet or body was found — and after an investigation, the noise was discovered to be coming from a generator, which had been acting up due to the funky L.A. weather last night.”

Those pesky generators are always causing trouble. Running around with their glocks and straight razors wreaking havoc on the middle class is their MO.

[TMZ]