Ladies, if you’re having trouble controlling your hectic lives, at least you can now control your “sensitive digestive tract!”

Unlike that poop-producing product Jamie Lee Curtis endorses, rich & creamy new Fecalux is made the natural way!

So, if you feel like you can’t do ANYTHING right — including going to the bathroom — try new Fecalux!

More and more women are joining this exciting new (bowel) movement everyday!

From executive producer Roseanne Barr and the fine folks who brought you those hilarious corn syrup faux-mercials (Jackie Beat, Nadya Ginsburg & Selene Luna).