There is nothing stealth about the Kardashians. Their family reminds me of the proverbial bull in china shop. So the “secret” that Khloe Kardashian is engaged and going to marry Lamar Odom isn’t exactly a secret.

Loose lips spilled to E!, the network she has two shows through, that Khloe and Lamar are the couple are planning to wed. She refused to “confirm or deny the rumor” which in pr talk means guilty. Lamar bought Khloe an engagement ring this weekend on the spot after she picked it out. She hasn’t got on her finger just yet. It is off being resized.

If that wasn’t fast enough for you, KhlOmar is planning on getting hitched this Sunday. While most of the Lakers teammates had no idea he was getting engaged or dating this seriously, phone calls went out in a save the date fashion. Formal invites are reportedly due to follow.

What Others Said:

Dlisted- There’s only a few reasons to get married after knowing a bitch for a quick minute and they are: a) You need a green card b) BABY!!! c) Bitch has got real money and you’re not about to let that go or d) publicity.

The Superficial – “No, really, it’s all right here in the memo from Khloe’s publicist titled “Sasquatch Wants to Feel Important Too: A 3-Week Plan.”