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Heavyweight Knockouts
By Holly Golightly | September 29, 2009
Tis the season to be boxy…
Shannon Briggs, former two time world heavyweight champ is bringing sexy back to the ring.
Come’n ladies, when was the last time you got excited (in more ways than one) to sit back, watch your husband guzzle beer and do hi fives with his buddies watching boxing?
The days of flashy outfits, cool nick names and down right banging bodies are as dead as the piece of ear that Tyson decided to snack on!
Girl, you better put that apron back in the drawer and exchange them for some Victoria Secret’s ….pull up a chair to watch one of the hottest men in boxing her-story go shirtless once again!
Ding Ding Ding goes my bell!
Here are my 12 Round Pick’s for Heavyweight Knockouts.
1. Shannon “ Cream My Latte” Briggs
2. Lennox “Sexy MoFo ” Lewis
3. Michael “ Hershey’s Kiss Me ” Moorer
4. Rocky “Sock It To Me” Balboa ((got to count him in))
5. Vitali “KGB Frisk Me Please” Klit-schko ((clit- enough said))
6. Jack “Should’ve Called Him Patrick” Dempsey
7. James “Gentle-Man’s Gym” Corbett
8. James “Make’a My Vater Boil” Jefferies
9. Evander “ Made Me Call On The Lord” Holyfield
10. Floyd “Nick Nack Patty Wack Me” Patterson
11. Cassius “Ooh Allah” Clay Jr.
12.…”Oy Vey!” Have you seen the others? The rest are just tore up or never replaced their front teeth!
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