It’s ladies night on tonight’s “Dancing With The Stars” and the evening started off with Debi Mazar and Maksin Chmerkovskiy.

During practice, she didn’t seem to know how to shut up. The duo started off doing the salsa and I can already sense some sexual tension between the two. Are they doing it? He kissed her again, they’re totally doing it. Score: 16, they were being kind.

Melissa Joan Hart is up next along with Mark Ballas. They’ll be dancing the waltz and her dress is just beautiful. Sabrina’s bustin’ a move on the dance floor. She’s actually more graceful than I would’ve given her credit for. Side note: Her wonkeye is creeping me out. Score: 18, I agree.

Mya is up next with Dmitry Chaplin, and they are also doing the waltz. Her dress is cute, too, she’s like a new Audrey Hepburn with that hairstyle. They’re dancing to a hacked up version of Mariah Carey’s “Vision Of Love”…barf. Standing O! Score: 21, they deserved higher than that.

Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani are making their dancing debut tonight doing the salsa. She looks pretty in the gold dress, but she’s stiff and somewhat boring…and a foot watcher. Score: 16, too kind, she should’ve gotten 14-15.

Next up are Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo doing their version of the salsa. It started off good, but I think he’s way too good of a partner for her. Score: 19. Not too bad.

Macy Gray and Jonathan Roberts are going to be doing the waltz. She’s a hot mess, but she’s more graceful than I would’ve given her credit for. Score: 15, Agreed.

Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough are up next doing the salsa. They did pretty good. Who knew Big Bird could dance? Score: 24 — Agreed 100%

Next up are Kelly Osbourne and her partner Louis van Amstel. She described her dancing as “crap”. They’re doing the waltz and surprisingly, it’s not crap. Ozzy is proud. Cameo by LaToya Jackson enter here. Score: 23 – Yup, yup

In the relay dances, the ladies and gents danced to the foxtrot. Joanna and Derek got first place with ten points. Second place went to Natalie and Alec. Third place went to Debi and Maksim and lastly, four points were awarded to Kathy and Tony.

Doing the cha cha cha for the relay dances, Mya and Dmitry really strutted for first place, with ten points. Second place went to Kelly and Louis for eight points. Melissa and Mark took third place for six points. Lastly, Macy and Jonathan brought up the rear with four points for their performance.

Verdict: Macy Gray is going home tomorrow night. As far as the guys are concerned, Ashley Hamilton doesn’t have my vote at all. What do you think?

Heads up, tomorrow night’s show will have Miley Cyrus’ world premiere video, along with a performance by Sean Kingston. Also, a tribute to Patrick Swayze.

video: [casttv]