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Twilight Dildo Sparkles For Robert Pattinson Fans – Video

I know all of you Twihards have been dreaming of getting it on with a sparkling Edward Cullen, well, these guys have got you covered.

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Tantus
has a new sparkly dildo out, dubbed “The Vamp”, and yes ladies, it sparkles just like your favorite vampire.

This toy retains its temperature, whether hot or cold, so you can toss it in the fridge for that “authentic experience.”

Per their website, it’s for those who “love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully.” The description is littered with titles from Stephenie Meyer’s famous books and the dildo itself features a pale flesh tone based on “our Sire’s design.”

Did they measure Robert Pattinson for this exclusive piece?

Check out the sparkliness in photo and video form, after the jump!

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gr | February 3rd, 2010

This is just wrong.