Ryan O’Neal is pretty much a schmuck!

While he was at Farrah Fawcett‘s funeral, he happened to spot some random beautiful blonde and proceeded to put all of his best moves on her.

To his surprise, that woman was his daughter, Tatum O’Neal.

While speaking with Vanity Fair, O’Neal gave an on-the-record example of the father-daughter dynamic with his daughter Tatum (who he calls a bitch),

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me–Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter. It’s so sick.”

Apparently Tatum is not only beautiful, but also strange and Swedish. When Tatum was asked for a response she said,

“That’s our relationship in a nutshell. You make of it what you will. It had been a few years since we’d seen each other, and he was always a ladies’ man, a bon vivant.”

Can you imagine being Tatum, having your own father not recognize you?

Tatum O’Neal is the daughter of actors Ryan O’Neal and Joanna Cook Moore. She appeared in various motion pictures with Ryan O’Neal. One of the films was Paper Moon, which she received an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress.