At least we know where Renee Zellweger’s priorities are!

If you were hoping that her and Bradley Cooper would get it on like little love monkeys and go forth and procreate, you’ve got another thing coming.

After babysitting her older brother Drew’s two kids for an evening, she had quite a bit to say about the entire experience, and none of it was good.

She said, “My brother has two children now, so I’ve been playing aunt Renee. They’re two and four. It’s chaos. Moms out there, kudos to you. The cool thing about being an aunt is like, I can leave. No offense to my big brother Drew, but that is slavery. I dare you to take a shower. You can’t do anything unless they let you. It’s a dictatorship. They’re little dictators in their crib.”

I bet her and Bradley would make some really cute dictators of their own one day, but we’ll have to wait and see, won’t we? As a mom, I would have to say that it sometimes felt like a hostage situation with showers and personal needs. You’re on their schedule, not the other way around, and you best remember who’s in charge.

source: Zellweger Re-Evaluates Motherhood – [contact music]