Brooke Hogan Bombed
Egads. Isn’t it sad when people can’t take the hint? I mean the Hogans are a sad bunch in general, but Brooke Hogan is currently the most tolerable of the fallen family. Trust me that’s not a good sign.
Her latest album, The Redemption, climbed all the way to Billboard’s #144 spot by selling 3,381 copies. This is after her efforts of using a mural of something that should be painted on the side of van for her cover and shilling her it at Wal-Mart near the men’s tube sock section. Not to mention a week and half after the album debuted, she had a release party. After that Herculean effort to sell music, this shiz should at least be #142.
What Others Said:
Dlisted - “After the autograph signing, I hope you stuck around to watch Brooke demonstrate how to achieve a perfect tuck using a BVD jockstrap, frozen Otter Pops and Equate brand panty liners.
Best Week Ever – “It’d be easy to write a post saying “Look at Brooke Hogan’s RIDICULOUS new song lololol” but honestly, in this live performance of the song “Hey Yo” on Good Day New York, nothing Brooke does is even close to as amusing as her guitar-playing companion, who just sits there looking happy and college guitar-guy-like, then starts randomly throwing in “Hey Yo!” in a high Jonas Brothers-ish voice whenever the chorus rolls around.”
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