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Amy Winehouse’s Facebook Page

Amy Winehouse is pretending to be a cat.

I literally have heard it all!

The Back to Black singer is posing as her four legged pet -Shirley- on Facebook, in a bid to keep tabs on her recently divorced husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.


The druggie jailbird is currently staying in a Yorkshire rehab centre and Amy wants to check up on what he’s been up to…My guessing is it’s something along the lines of a therapist asking Blake to ‘repeat after me ‘I do not need drugs, I do not need to get other women pregnant, I do not need to ruin mine and everyone else’s lives around me…and breathe!

One of the messages from the pussy read:

” Oi mummy was saying to her friend about the time she made you breakfast an you drank all the nesquick till you was sick xxxx”

…er?

Strange‘ doesn’t quite fit the bill does it?

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[...] to sources, she was communicating with him via her Facebook account. A source said, “Amy is looking forward to getting out to Miami again to finish the album [...]

[...] to sources, she was communicating with him via her Facebook account. A source said, “Amy is looking forward to getting out to Miami again to finish the album [...]

sadie mcman | July 25th, 2010

my girls adore you we have seen you at your old house in prouse place where my two little girls called up to your window and you waved at them then gave them bags of haribos which they still have not openend and you called us to your door to sign your book for my girls so ty for making there dreams come true my girls are 10 and 4 and know and sing your songs by heart all the time would love a pic of you signed to my girls names are olivia_ellen and elaidh_maraidh you can email me for address ty amy take care hold your head high as you told me xx