Adam Lambert, the glammest thing to hit “American Idol”, since….forever, is not a fan of any of your used sex toys. So, please, you perverts, stop throwing your unwanted dildos at him at his concerts. Kthnxbye.

Adam was on stage at Copps Coliseum in Hamilton, Ontario, at a recent concert, when he was confronted by a fan chucked dildo. The dildo throwing action comes in at 2:15 into the video, below.

Adam was performing the monstrous hit “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin. At no time during the performance was there a cue to throw stuff at him. So keep your toys to yourselves, okay? And what kind of freak brings a dildo to a concert anyways?

When he kicks the dildo, I can imagine feeling sorry for the poor fool that gets hit in the noggin by the flying sex toy. By now, I’m trying to figure out how many times I can get away with using dildo in a sentence. Did I mention he got hit with a dildo? Dildo, dildo, dildo.

Maybe he would love the toy if it were one of these? Hey, it does sparkle.