Call it karma or the savage effects of living on a diet consisting of Doritos, Tang and bowling alley cheese fries. Kevin Federline once again showed off his figure while doing something worthless somewhere in Cali.

I hardly actually care about this waste of space activities that stray from his daily routine of cashing checks from Britney Spears and then heading to Golden Corral to get his fill of Bisquick covered ham and cheese stuffed, deep friend steak, but you know me. I am always game to make fun of drains on society and bitches falling down drunk. Which reminds me of my weekend…

Quoteables:

The Blemish – “K-Fat probably breaks a sweat channel surfing. That looks like the only sport he actively competes in. He only watches NBC because he’s out of breath by the time he reaches channel 4.”

Webster is My Bitch – “The best part of the story is that Verne Troyer, who is basically handicapped, was able to compete athletically but K-Fed couldn’t get his fat ass off the patio. The only way this story could possibly be any more pathetic is if “Popozao” was somehow involved.”