Ok kittens. This one is out of pure hilarity. So giggle with me as People magazine makes me laugh this morning.

Ryan Seacrest closed a deal reportedly worth around $45 million. The lucky network to be shelling out this ridiculous amount of cash in exchange for Seacrest’s talents (i.e. giving blind guys a high five and constantly picking on Simon Cowell like a boy in love on the elementary playground) is CKX. The company is the mother-ship of American Idol’s producer 19 Entertainment. He will be bound to the network exclusively for all broadcast-network jobs. Don’t get piñatas in celebration just yet. Ryan will still maintain all current projects with E! and production on his Kardashian reality show along with an upcoming Jamie Oliver series due on ABC.

What made me giggle was the fact that People mag seems to think he is some rock star and has hoes knocking down his door to get themselves a piece of Seacrest’s sweet, sweet flamboyant hobbit-ness.

“Sought-after bachelor Ryan Seacrest has become an even bigger catch: The American Idol host has closed what is believed to be the biggest deal ever for a reality emcee and will triple his current salary.”

One bitch in a bikini trying to sex her way to the top does not a “sought-after bachelor” make. Yes, I too find that I am easily amused this morning.

[People]