Paris Hilton Is So Self-Centered
Paris Hilton, more known for her sex tape and flashing her goodies to the public, is now tainting Paris Jackson’s good and innocent name. She claims that Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris, was actually named after her. Because she’s the only other Paris in existence, right?
Paris Hilton has just revealed that Paris Jackson is her namesake and that the late King of Pop asked her mother for permission to use the name for his daughter. I would’ve thought twice about that if he had known what was to come of Ms. Hilton.
Paris said, “My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”
Michael attended Montclair Prep and Cal Prep, but didn’t end up graduating from either. Kathy Hilton was a year younger than Michael, so it’s probably true that they did attend high school together. In 1998, when Paris was born, Paris Hilton wasn’t such a skank that she is today, so I would bet he thought she would grow up to be something other than what she had. He was probably regretting that decision before he passed, though.
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Paris Jackson will hopefully restore some class to the name Paris. And she’s going to be a real stunner when she grows up, she has model looks (way better than Hilton’s actually).
I totally agree, Sophie. Thank God there’s a girl named Paris out there that can stand for true class. I’m sure she will grow up to be a credit to her family, just like her father before her.
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.
PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND PROTECT PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
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THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.