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Paris Hilton: “I’m Not Stupid or Slutty”
By Cara | July 24, 2009
She needs to follow that statement with this: “I just like to sample a lot of bologna ponies and I don’t know what the word delicatessen means. I assume it’s a fancy word for a hooker.”
You have to love how blissfully ignorant this bitch is. She has built an empire on being stupid and slutty but wants us to think she is the next Princess Diana. Paris Hilton has a new documentary about her life about to hit MTV. On Tuesday “Paris, Not France” will hit a tv near you. The heiress uses it convey the message that a sex tape is to blame for her current association with being dumb and easy.
“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead. I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris says. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy. People are always “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”
While I don’t know how a sex tape is to blame for people thinking she is an airhead (see “The Simple Life” or “Paris Hilton: My New BFF” or every interview she has ever participated in for proof of her idiocy), I have to hand it to her. She has made a shiz load of cash off of her “persona” and there must be a single grain of intelligence floating around somewhere in her head.
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Topics: Celebrity Crotch Shots, Paris Hilton, Wired Gossip, Wired Television |
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4 Responses to “Paris Hilton: “I’m Not Stupid or Slutty””
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July 24th, 2009 at 11:28 am
A team of business managers, PR people, stylists and the like can often simulate a single grain of intelligence. Beware…
July 24th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
[...] Paris isn’t stupid or slutty, OK?! [...]
July 24th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
[...] SOURCE [...]
July 25th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
she is totally a slut, respectable girls dont sleep around, she would sleep with anyone who gets her to be on the cover of all the worst magazines.
and she is completly stupid (but whit a great team behind her) PLEASE! do not insult princess diana, she was a lady (yeah i know she made somen mistakes) she helped people, paris would have a poor boy making pretty shoes for her, she is completly superficial
and plese!!!!!!!!!!!! she wants a family?? and when her kids go all like “oh man im 14 but ill have sex with any boy i like” she has no moral to teach them better
[if i made any kind of gramatical error or something like that, its because english is not my first language]