Orlando Bloom has been robbed y’all! While in New York his Hollywood Hills home was ransacked and robbed of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry.

The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star whom I may or may not have pledged my virginity too was out of town when his digs were broken into. Watches and jewelry estimated to be worth around $500,000 were taken after someone entered a window in the actor’s home. Police are refusing to confirm the robbery was an inside job, but they didn’t confirm that it wasn’t a “typical burglary.” No suspects have been name, but the authorities have finger prints and photos.

My initial reaction was “how dumb can you be to leave $500K in bling laying around” then I took one look at him and though “how pretty.”

What Others Said:

Dlisted- “Did the cops find fake tan grease on Orlando’s joo-ree box, because HoHan IS an expert at crawling through windows.”

[TMZ]