File this one under: Yeah right, you wish!

Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend Kyle Howard were hanging out at Deluxe Thursday night when Lauren whined that Ryan Gosling hit on her.

Umm…Lauren, hate to break it to ya, but you’re flattering yourself. Lauren told Kyle, “Who does he think he is? I’m with you. I would never.”

He said, “I know baby, if I was there I would have set him straight.”

Instead of that, a friend said, “Let’s go find Ryan Gosling. Let’s beat him up.”

They should just have a dance off, that’ll settle it.

Team Ryan!