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Heather Mills Wishes Cancer On The Media
By Roberta | July 21, 2009
Wow. What a nice and lovely person that Heather Mills has turned out to be. After being granted a divorce from Paul McCartney, the former model (and I use that term loosely) poured water over his attorney’s head.
Now, it’s far worse. She’s wishing cancer on her enemies…and she calls it karma. Lovely.
She says that karma comes back to haunt journalists who write lies about her in the media. So I guess I’m gonna bite it soon, huh? I must seal in my fate by saying that Heather Mills is a really nice graceful lady. Oh noes!
She says, “The truth always outs in the end - no one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they’ve got cancer, or they’ve had a tumor, or they’ve died. And it’s terrible for them, but they’ve done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round.”
Fear her vengeance, yo. She’ll wish cancer on all of us. But you know that karma has a funny way of working to balance the universe out, so it would be awful, but interesting if she succumbed to the fate that she wishes on so many.
Topics: Heather Mills, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF |
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July 22nd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Oh my…does she ever think before she speaks? This is the very reason she needs a good publicist. Doesn’t she know that this kind of talk is what makes her appear flakey? (Flakey, as in a flakey vegan dough, of course!) I think my eyes have rolled too far back into my head and I feel a bit ill…