Get out your tissues and cue a Lifetime television for women moment. Hayden Panettiere was made fun of in school. Boo. Freaking. Hoo.

They panty pirate on “Heroes” was whining to Details magazine about how she had it so rough in high school because she was pretty. Like, they wouldn’t let her back into their clique after she left to film a few shows. OMG! Why haven’t these gorilla tactics been tried in place of water boarding!?!

“I was tortured, emotionally tortured by these girls. Every time I came back from filming, it would be me trying to find my way back into the clique. And they weren’t having it.”

Someone get President Obama on the phone to correct such an inhumane practice. It must be lovely being so sheltered and spoiled that this is your biggest problem. When I need a break from reality I will have to visit Hayden in her land of glitter horses and butterflies.

What Others Said:

Webster is my Bitch: “And I’ll tell you one thing, if I’m ever famous you sure won’t hear me whining to magazines about it. No. I’ll just do the normal thing and track down all the kids who were mean to me and have my driver cruise past their houses while I pelt them with urine-filled water balloons out my limo window.”

[People]