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An Ode To Shiantology
By Roberta | July 29, 2009
If you’ve followed Shia LaBeouf’s “walking” pictures or his set photos from “Transformers” or “Indiana Jones”, then you may just be a Shiantologist. What’s that, you say?
Fans of Shia’s have created the new religion, Shiantology, which pays homage to the hot star. Shia smokes, he hangs out with his mother, and walks. For you to be a member of the Church of Shiantology, all you need to do is enjoy Shia in any of his many forms.
According to the site, Shia is the “MesShia”. And rightfully so. He’s adorable, cute, and he makes Megan Fox look good. Could you picture her teaming up with anyone else to rid the world of an alien race of robots?
The site boasts this on its about page:
Find yourself questioning religion? Not sure which path to take? Scared to death by Tom Cruise?
Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.
I used to follow other stars, but after Shiantology, I’ve realized that this is the only religion for me. All hail Shia.
Topics: Shia LaBeouf, Wired Gossip |
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July 29th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
All Hail SHIA!!!
July 29th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
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