In the midst of two very famous and well loved stars dying yesterday, Heidi Montag released some new garbage music for us to rag on.

It was a day that most of us will never forget. We lost Farrah Fawcett to cancer and just a few hours later, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest and died. It’s times like these that I can thank God that real NEWS takes precedence over garbage like this seeing the light of day.

And for good reason, too. This is the product of someone who isn’t really famous for anything besides being a part of some dumb reality show and cheesing it up for the cameras.

Just so you know, you weren’t missing anything by not getting to hear Heidi’s “singing” anytime sooner than now. In case you feel otherwise, you can hear the song here:

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See how crappy that was. Thank God for real journalism and the fact that people were covering the events that we truly care about. I think from now on, we may just leave Heidi’s music for Perez to cover, because it seems that they are in love with each other’s non-existent careers.

Incidentally, the song is called, “Trash Me” and for once, I really didn’t feel like doing just that. Is that the sign that it’s 14:59 on her music’s shelf-life?