It appears that the threats made by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were legit. The most annoying couple to ever join forces and make an supernova of spoiled bitch quit. This follows Heidi’s statement of being thankful to be in “God’s nature.” Well, God’s nature kicked her collagen enhanced ass.

The prayers of fellow cast mates of “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here” have been answered. Pratt and Montag walked off the set after the live portion of the show. This followed threats of leaving. They were playing for the benefit of charities, but bailed because they thought they were going to be tanning and riding magic ponies the entire time. Instead they were made to slum it with the rest of the cast. Fed up with their whining, the other contestants went and stole the bitches’ dry shampoo! Bwhahah! Heidi then started crying and asking Jesus to smote her opponents for being mean. (However, lies about sex tapes are perfectly acceptable apparently.)

As if we honestly thought these two walking tool sheds were capable of doing actual work. They stick out like a drag queen at a tractor pull.

What Others Said:

The Superficial – “Because I love and respect myself, I didn’t see the show, but I hear Heidi actually ate a rat’s tail. I assume she’s pissed it wasn’t a giant kangaroo wang.

F-Listed – “It was sad yet beautiful, like a painting made by a retarded elephant, or a one-legged homeless person trying to dance, or a prayer circle with Spencer Pratt and Heidi Pratt and Rod Blagojevich’s wife, heads bowed in shared cultural martyrdom.”

[TMZ]