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Amy Winehouse to Bring Untold Human Suffering
By Cara | June 24, 2009
Amy Whinehouse has been living it up in St. Lucia intermixing horseback riding with attempts at career comebacks. She is trying to set up a home there after falling in love with the idea of leaving the UK. However, she isn’t being welcomed by open arms. Jeff Fedee, former governor of the island, is begging to have her kicked out of St. Lucia.
“Amy Winehouse is a “tattooed reptile” who will bring “untold human suffering” to St. Lucia. The former governor of the Caribbean island has written a public appeal begging officials to stop the Rehab singer from buying a house and settling there permanently.
Jeff Fedee wrote in the St. Lucia Star newspaper: “I would strongly urge she be denied residency status to purchase property in St. Lucia. Is she being given special treatment? She’d be a menace and a dangerous influence to our society because the demons that inhabit her tortured body will have to be fed.”
Why is that people like Kanye West and Nick Hogan are allowed to continue existing, but my favorite coke fiend, Amy Winehouse, is being banished? She just wants to ride ponies on the beach while high on air plane glue and the mystery pill she found at the bottom of her purse.
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June 24th, 2009 at 11:10 am
[...] Amy Winehouse is a “tattooed reptile” according to St. Lucia’s authorities - Allie Is Wired [...]
June 25th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Listen, can be enough already!?
Indeed, what the hell, you all attacked this girl?!
You can leave Amy alone?!
You decided to tear it, like a flock of rabid dogs?!
All media and people like the author of this article, stubbornly make it a scapegoat!
You that, do nothing more?! You that blind?! Look around!
There are many other issues far more important!
Or, maybe, she has invited you to talk about herself?
It has its own life and she did not touch anyone!
Better would be if you were doing your own work and your own life!
HANDS OFF AMY!