Amy Whinehouse has been living it up in St. Lucia intermixing horseback riding with attempts at career comebacks. She is trying to set up a home there after falling in love with the idea of leaving the UK. However, she isn’t being welcomed by open arms. Jeff Fedee, former governor of the island, is begging to have her kicked out of St. Lucia.

“Amy Winehouse is a “tattooed reptile” who will bring “untold human suffering” to St. Lucia. The former governor of the Caribbean island has written a public appeal begging officials to stop the Rehab singer from buying a house and settling there permanently.

Jeff Fedee wrote in the St. Lucia Star newspaper: “I would strongly urge she be denied residency status to purchase property in St. Lucia. Is she being given special treatment? She’d be a menace and a dangerous influence to our society because the demons that inhabit her tortured body will have to be fed.”

Why is that people like Kanye West and Nick Hogan are allowed to continue existing, but my favorite coke fiend, Amy Winehouse, is being banished? She just wants to ride ponies on the beach while high on air plane glue and the mystery pill she found at the bottom of her purse.

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[Daily Telegraph]