We might as well hunker down and pray for daylight. This is today’s youth and our future. (Ok, more like tomorrow’s ‘Where are they now?’ story.)

Justin Gaston, hence forth to be known as Miley Cyrus’s Boyfriend (address him as such), talked with Details magazine. This was a bad idea. I bet his rep is smacking himself in the forehead and wondering if they can give a voice over from now on or a teleprompter for every interview.

During the interview he successfully proved he is a moron and should be seen and not heard. In case you don’t enjoy self inflicted torture, here is rundown of what we learned about Gaston:

• He is not John Lennon but does have the voice of a God. It’s like Mariah Carey meets Jesus.
• Ashton Kutcher is too funny to play him in a biopic and Johnny Depp is a cool old guy.
• He wishes he was a lap dog because he is needy and likes to wee on the carpet.
• Has nightmares about paparazzi despite being a model, which is a career in which people constantly takes pictures of you.
• Please don’t be mean to him on Twitter….he’s “just a guy with a dream.”
• God wove him a t-shirt and it was delivered by a team of angels who work for UPS.

I wish I could say I was fabricating all of that, but sadly…he’s that kind of stupid.

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