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Wired Music: Heidi Montag – ‘Your Love Found Me’ & ‘Look How I’m Doing’

Heidi Montag is back, folks. And she’s bringing with her that assault on your eardrums that she calls music.

I can’t believe “some people” (ahem, Mario) would call this garbage “a hit”. As long as people keep promoting this crap and call it “music”, she’ll keep doing it. And why not? We need someone to make fun of, right?


You know Mario only likes any crap that she spews because she happened to show up at his birthday party. He’s only pimping out music for people that are his friends. His head is so far up Katy Perry’s butt that I don’t know where he ends and she begins.

Listen to “Your Love Found Me“:

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And “Look How I’m Doing“:

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Can you honestly tell me that DJs will be bumping these songs in the club?

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Quickies: Smoke and Mirrors | April 1st, 2009

[...] Heidi Montag still won’t quit her caterwauling. (AllieIsWired) [...]

[...] spawned. Yes I know it’s a stupid April Fools Joke. As if her NEW MUSIC wasn’t funny [...]

timmy the dying boy | April 2nd, 2009

Wow, she makes Britney sound like Cleo Laine.

LIZ | April 7th, 2009

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP OMG HEIDI SERIOULSY THAT IS AWFUL I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHE HONESTLY THINKS SHE 1. HAS FANS H WIL BUY THT CRAP
2. CAN SING
3. SOUNDS GOOD

YOUR NO MARIAH CAREY LOVE,ID MUCH RATHER LISTEN TO WILD CATS SCREAMING THROUGH THE NIGHT THEN THAT GIVE IT UP!!! BACK FROM AWAY FROM THE RECORDING STUDIO AND SPEAR YOURSELF THE EMBARESSMENT

AWFUL, THE MOST DIGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD BRITNEY SPEARS HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!!! TRUST ME

WILLA | April 14th, 2009

I LOVE THEM!