I guess people still care about this ho. I got an email today from a fan begging me to address the Lindsay Lohan liquid diet rumors. Ok, ok….so it was more like my friend leaving me a message on Facebook asking for my Dark Chocolate Guinness Cupcakes recipe and mentioning aforementioned bits of heaven weren’t on Lohan’s diet. Regardless, Linds is said to be living on Red Bull and cigs.

This is probably true and I don’t understand how it could possibly come as shock. Models have been living on cigarettes and diet Coke for years. I believe Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham revamped the meal plan to replace cigarettes with edamame. I am sure it’s temporary as the ‘go green’ trend is hot right now.

A rep for Lohan poo-pooed on the ‘rumors’ that the next Meryl Streep of straight-to-dvd is living on just Red Bull.

“Lindsay has always enjoyed a Red Bull, but she eats. Everybody needs to mind their own business and stop worrying about what Lindsay eats or doesn’t eat.”

Maybe Samantha Ronson likes her bitches frail.

What Others Said:

Evil Beet Gossip – “Awww, I’m sure Lindsay’s not on a pure liquid diet. She’s mixing some powder in with that liquid, if you catch my drift.”

[People]