Britney Spears is at it again. The “Toxic” singer seems to be having issue after issue when it comes to her Circus tour.

Most recently she walked off stage for over an hour due to “a ventilation issue” that reportedly caused her to become ill thanks to all the smoke coming from the audience. As she trotted off stage she then told the crowd not to smoke weed and threw the X-rated version of “mother-humper” before disappearing.

Before that debacle, she had a wardrobe malfunction that exposed more of body than she preferred and she then vented (while the mic was still on) “My p*ssy is hanging out!” Now she is trying to trump that by airing out her tampon string. An eagle eyed, albeit creepy, concert patron taped her at her Anaheim stop with what appears to be a tampon string hanging out. Spears was singing “Boys” and bouncing around the stage with string flopping around. Said concert patron has since plastered it on Youtube and named it “Britney Spears Tampon Video.”

I believe most females have had this issue or will have this issue at some point in their life. I demand that a retractable string be invented. Now that would be same James Bond worthy tampon. (If it came complete with a flame thrower it would be a plus. Just sayin’.)