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Madonna Kicks Jesus to the Curb
By Cara | March 24, 2009
Which I am very thankful for because there something beyond creepy about Madge trying to recapture her youth with the 22 year old male model.
The two recently were said to have moved in together….and by moved in, he ditched his slum and soft core porn past to live in Madonna’s New York apartment. Just after they shacked up together he was spotted playing slap and tickle with lingerie model, Luciana Costa.
Madonna is also trying to adopt again. Apparently she feels that Jesus will hurt her chances of getting another child. Her efforts are focused on getting David a Malawian brother or sister right now. Luz made it easy to make the final push to kick him to the curb when he was caught in Brazil with Luciana.
“Madonna has just come out of a very long and difficult relationship. She was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she’s enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realize that he’ll be better suited to somebody his own age.”
Wow a shred of dignity might still be hiding under all that collagen. Good for you honey. However, I doubt the validity of the amount of class rumored to be behind the split. I imagine it was more of a furious Madonna lobbing horrendous pieces of couture at him while screaming about about wanting to live forever.
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March 24th, 2009 at 9:41 am
yeah, and me as a Christian, I’m getting tired of the words “Jesus and Madonna are doing it”
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