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Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt-apalooza
By Cara | March 25, 2009
I am going to save you about $15 worth of tabloid cash. Here is a round up of the trifecta of magazine cover sellers.
OK! Magazine insists hat Jennifer Aniston has gone Clay Aiken on us and apparently has become asexual. The cover of the magazine emblazoned with the title “I Will Never Remarry.” After she and John Mayer broke up for 10th time. She has sworn off men according to the mag because none of them can live up to Brad.
“Ever since Jen and Brad split, she has tried desperately to find another man who would win her heart and be the husband she’s always dreamed of,” says a source. “But she now realizes that Brad’s shoes are impossible to fill.”
Brad Pitt must not be that great. Angelina Jolie and the Casanova are on both Star and In Touch. The headlines claim they on are the road to splitsville again. Brad was said to have been caught diddling the nanny circa Jude Law. If you believe Star, Jolie has kicked him out of their bedroom and refuses to let him touch her. Being that she is the one who is constantly petting him at every red carpet event, I don’t buy this. Plus you can’t crank out a personal cast for “Annie” if you shut the doors to the baby making shop.
However, she has reportedly been living on a diet of water, lemon juice and maple syrup. If that were true she probably doesn’t have the energy to ride Brad round.
I thought it was cigarettes and diet coke. This must be the mom version.
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Topics: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorces, Wired Gossip |
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May 25th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
JENIFER ANISTON NEVER MARRY OR NO ONE WANT TO MARRY HER?