David Beckham did it, so has Wayne Roony and even Michael Owen‘s done it – I’m talking about profiting from their footie careers off the pitch but this story i’ve just heard about another football stars (sorry ‘soccer’) ambitions off the pitch is absolutely blimin ridiculous…

Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo wants to launch a pop career when his footie career is over…er… It’s not April Fools day yet is it?

I’m confused to be frank. Normally to have a successful pop career you need to a) be able to sing b) be super good looking c) a unique style – Sorry Cris, but you posses none of these qualities.

There’s even talks that Brazilian superstars Ronaldo and Ronaldinho are up for joining the ex-footballers’ supergroup when their days on the pitch are up. Can you imagine what they’ll look like together up on stage. It will be like a whose who of pop crap! sorry i’m only saying what your all thinking…

In British newspaper ‘The Sun’ Ronaldo’s quoted as saying:

“Somebody mentioned to me a few years ago that it would be a great idea if myself, the Brazilian Ronaldo and Ronaldinho made a band called The Three Rs.”

Cheesey yes, makings of a successful pop group? NO!

He painstakingly continued:

“I loved the idea, it was so funny. I’ll mention it to them when I retire, we might even have a No1.”

Ronaldo I’m going to save you alot of unneccesary time and disapointment and give you a bit of friendly advice –

DON’T BE SO BLIMIN RIDICULOUS IT JUST WONT HAPPEN EVER! And breath…