According to multiple sources, Bruce Willis and his girlfriend, Emma Hemming are getting married. We here at Hollywood Dame have not yet received our invitation and assume that, due to the top secret nature of the event, the invite will be hand delivered sometime tomorrow by Ashton Kutcher.

“According to a source, the actor and Emma Heming, are planning an intimate wedding this week in Turks & Caicos where the actor owns a home.”

It is rumored that Willis’ ex-wife, Demi Moore and her boy toy husband are already on the island to join the festivities. I wonder what one gives one’s ex-husband when he marries a woman young enough to be his daughter? Crystal? China? A membership to Gymboree?

There are rumors circulating that Demi Moore fainted upon hearing the news that Bruce and the Demi look-a-like planned to wed. I haven’t been able to find any information to support this statement but would like to speculate that Demi’s Spanx were likely cutting off her circulation thus causing her to pass-out. She and Ashton are too busy Twittering about their neighbors to care about Bruce’s nuptials.

We look forward to reporting your pregnancy rumors. Congrats!

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[People]